Posted 1 year ago
Posted 1 year ago
There was once an old pirate named Bates, He tried to disco on skates, he fell on his cutlass, leaving him nuttless, and practically useless on dates.
(Source: dorkygiraffe)
Posted 1 year ago
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Posted 1 year ago
I don’t get why some people say no thanks when I offer them food, when I know deep inside that they want some. I make sure of it by asking them if they want some again. Don’t be shy, it’s not rude to say yes the first time.
Jk lol I do that too.
(Source: domics)
Posted 1 year ago
